HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

Post by Admin on Mon 21 May 2012, 05:55

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey Blue,
We've gone for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls;
they attacked the postman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cheers Mate,

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